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selannia
selannia
And the porn just keeps on writing itself...

New Kirk and Spock dolls.   

The description is as follows.  The important bits are bold:

Diamond Select stands ready to usher in a new era in Star Trek collectibles with their all-new Ultimate Quarter Scale action figures! Featuring voice and sound effects from the Star Trek television show and films, each figure features multi-layered cloth costumes, hyper-realistic sculpts, and over 25 points of articulation! Captain James T. Kirk's incredibly detailed outfit is removable, (just the way he'd want it) and figure includes a display stand.

The Spock doll, his clothes come off as well.

Doll porn on YouTube in 5...4...3...2.........
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Comments
beeej From: beeej Date: June 2nd, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
But are they anatomically correct? Because why bother with 25 points of articulation AND removable clothes unless they have bits?

They look better than the waffles.
selannia From: selannia Date: June 2nd, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
They don't have bits. But people are resourceful.

Dude, cat vomit looks better than those Star Trek waffles.
beeej From: beeej Date: June 2nd, 2009 07:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Still, I may have to have a look for them next time I'm at the grocery store. ;)

That reminds me, Cleo wants to know if she can eat your cheese.
selannia From: selannia Date: June 2nd, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
NO! Bad Cleo.
You can not has the cheese!!

How does she like that trail bologna??

You get those waffles, make sure you have a vomit proof bin at the ready.
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