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Christ on a crutch. - Devil on Your Shoulder
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selannia
selannia
Christ on a crutch.

A snake was found in China with an arm and claws.

If dolphins start growing thumbs, we're fucked.
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bigtitch From: bigtitch Date: September 15th, 2009 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I love the idea that snakes with two heads in the wild don't survive because the heads attack each other. That's very Monty Python.

I'm waiting for cats to learn to operate can openers. Then we're doomed.
selannia From: selannia Date: September 15th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
It must be so confusing for their wee tiny snake brains.
beeej From: beeej Date: September 15th, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
EEEK! You know, if I woke up and found that in my bedroom in the middle of the night, I would not only beat the thing to death (or rather have Chuck do so), I'D MOVE!
selannia From: selannia Date: September 15th, 2009 06:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
My first thought would be "EEEWWWW"!!!!!

My second would be to wonder what the hell it was.

My third thought would be, after seeing it's A SNAKE WITH AN ARM, to call the National Zoo.

Then I'd find a really secure box type thing to put it in.

Then it would fall off the wall and get my hair.

Then I scream.

Then I dig it out from wherever it's hiding while wearing rubber gloved and a hat and a scarf and I get it in the box.

Then I have bad dreams all night.

Then I take it to the National Zoo.

Then, PROFIT!
pat_t From: pat_t Date: September 15th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
To me the most amusing thing is that the woman woke up to find the snake with this arm and claw and then beat it to death. Of course, I would have too, except I would have been too afraid to get close enough to it to beat it. Does Raid make snake killer?
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