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Happy Birthday BEEEJ!!! - Devil on Your Shoulder
Go on. You know you want to.
Happy Birthday BEEEJ!!!

The boys wanted to sing you a song.

Happy Birthday to you....
Happy Birthday to you..

Happy Birthday Dear BEEeeeeeejjjjjHap..



Arthur is in danger, Merlin.  You will have to watch him closely.

I'm watching him, I am.  Especially his back... and the place below his back, because, damn.
  Aaww yeah!
That's right.  Back that royal ass up.
Don't tell my Dad, but I can do a magic trick.  Look what I can make rise without using my hands...
Can you make it disappear?  I bet I can...


Yes. Danger.  Impending Doom.  Destiny.  You are quite a broken record.

Look, you, I can just sit here and rattle my chain because it's nothing to me.  Go on.  Don't listen.  I don't even care.

I'm, I'm sorry.  Okay?  What do I need to do?
  *raises hand*
Later, you.

There is a task that Arthur will undertake that will be very dangerous to him.

What? Long division?
Standing right here, with the power to have you beheaded....
Speaking of heads...

Forget it.  I'm going to kill you both myself and just hope for the best.

You are such a Drama Queen!!
  But it's my turn to be the "Queen"  I have the gown. And you can be the "Randy Woodsman"  and...
Hush.  I think he's serious.

  *sigh*   You know, I have to get going, so here's the short version:
                            Don't let Arthur get burned up.  There. Done.

That's it?  No more cryptic advice or a rough time frame?  Nothing?

Nope. That's it. 
                         My stories are on and I need to polish my leg manacle so, you know, catch you late
r.  Berk.

What's her problem?
No idea.  Hey!  Let's finish our song

Now light the candles on beeej 's cake.
Wow! Look at all those candles!  I'll need a...large amount...of...fire.
  This isn't going to end well....

.......uh oh..

The end!

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luscious_words From: luscious_words Date: March 2nd, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't even watch the show and it's not my birthday, but that made me smile!!!
selannia From: selannia Date: March 2nd, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
You so need to watch this show!

There's magic and slash and pretty and a dragon and GILES!!!
luscious_words From: luscious_words Date: March 2nd, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
*whimpers* Giles? *sigh* Damn, that man is just getting lovelier with age.
beeej From: beeej Date: March 2nd, 2009 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOLOLOL! Best. B-Day Greeting. EVER. ♥♥♥
selannia From: selannia Date: March 2nd, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes it is, isn't it!
bleukittie From: bleukittie Date: March 2nd, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have no words....
selannia From: selannia Date: March 2nd, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
*marks this day on the calendar*
jhava From: jhava Date: March 2nd, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
This was absolutely brilliant m'dear!!! You have quite the way with words ;) And Arthur is the "Queen" -- although I must say, I'm rather fond of the image of Merlin being the Randy Woodsman now ...
selannia From: selannia Date: March 2nd, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
I kind of want to make Arthur and Merlin paper dolls and make outfits for them.
wihluta From: wihluta Date: March 2nd, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG, do not put such ideas into my head... I am insane enough as it is!!!

*stuffs head under pillow to forget this idea*
jhava From: jhava Date: March 3rd, 2009 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes!! Yes!! I want paper dolls!!! I *love* paper dolls :D

My inner eight year old demands paper dolls.
selannia From: selannia Date: March 3rd, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's cute how you think I actually have the artisitic skill to make paper doll clothes.
from_the_corner From: from_the_corner Date: March 3rd, 2009 09:24 am (UTC) (Link)
*lol* That was really something else =)
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